8/21/13 Made You Laugh!

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(Didja hear the one about the dog who barked up the wrong tree?  (hahaha!)

I love a good joke, whether I’m stealing Mom’s pillow or nabbing her shoes, I like a good laugh as much as the next dog. 

Jamie, however, has earned the title of Pun Master.  He writes all kinds of jokes and puns.  When Jamie was 5, he said, “What is a snake’s worst medical problem?  A Reptile Dysfunction!”  Then the comic strip Bizarro printed that joke about 2 years later.  Jamie was horrified!  “They stole my joke!”  He never said it again.

Jamie has no lack of original material.  He keeps Mom laughing (even when I have her shoes, or just now, her good purse).  So I’d like to take this opportunity to share some of what I think are his best jokes.  Just don’t send them in to Bizarro.

What do underwear use to water their plants?  A panty hose!

What does the Pope use to wipe up his spills?  Papal towels!

Where do toupees keep their clothes?  A hair dresser!

Where do frogs live when they retire?  Pondominiums!

Why wasn’t the potato a public speaker?  He spud-ered!

My favorite:

What kind of dog do you put deodorant on?  A Pit Bull!

 Jamie is hard at work being a comedian, amongst other things.  And he had a great first day back at school, too.  I think the first day is always the hardest, what with the whole going-back thing. 

I hope these jokes brought a smile to your face!  Woof!  Love, Maggie

 

8 thoughts on “8/21/13 Made You Laugh!

  1. weggieboy

    Very funny!

    When I was growing up, the standard response to another family member who said something you agreed with was, “You ain’t just woofing!” Just wanted to share that with you, Maggie!

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    1. maggie0019 Post author

      I love that! When Jamie and Mom go to the gym, and they do something difficult, they have a secret handshake and yell, “Woof!” They get a lot of weird stares. ha ha ha

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  2. cb

    I love it. Puns are the best worst form of humor.

    I learned this one in second(?) grade from my best friend.

    If I were punish-ed for ever pun I shed,
    I’d hang my punished head inside a puny shed.

    I am the world’s worst (best?) punmeister. Tell Jamie the there is no higher form of humor than the bad pun.

    Why did the Hindu mystic refuse anesthetic when he had his cavities filled? He wanted to transcend dental medication.

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