(Didja hear the one about the dog who barked up the wrong tree? (hahaha!)
I love a good joke, whether I’m stealing Mom’s pillow or nabbing her shoes, I like a good laugh as much as the next dog.
Jamie, however, has earned the title of Pun Master. He writes all kinds of jokes and puns. When Jamie was 5, he said, “What is a snake’s worst medical problem? A Reptile Dysfunction!” Then the comic strip Bizarro printed that joke about 2 years later. Jamie was horrified! “They stole my joke!” He never said it again.
Jamie has no lack of original material. He keeps Mom laughing (even when I have her shoes, or just now, her good purse). So I’d like to take this opportunity to share some of what I think are his best jokes. Just don’t send them in to Bizarro.
What do underwear use to water their plants? A panty hose!
What does the Pope use to wipe up his spills? Papal towels!
Where do toupees keep their clothes? A hair dresser!
Where do frogs live when they retire? Pondominiums!
Why wasn’t the potato a public speaker? He spud-ered!
What kind of dog do you put deodorant on? A Pit Bull!
Jamie is hard at work being a comedian, amongst other things. And he had a great first day back at school, too. I think the first day is always the hardest, what with the whole going-back thing.
I hope these jokes brought a smile to your face! Woof! Love, Maggie