First of all, let’s get something straight. There are two things I want besides a winning Lotto ticket and they are: 1. Get this damn dog out of my bed, she sleeps right in the middle; and 2. For her to stop licking my feet if I don’t have socks on.
That’s it. Those two things would make me happy. This dog is getting cocky. Last night she was the first one in bed. My wife wouldn’t let me kick her out because “she was sleeping so nicely”. Somehow, I have lost the upper hand here.
PS I’m a nice guy. You better believe it, or you’re grounded!