That Mom and her hired goon, Jamie, are sneakier than I ever can hope to be.
I’ve been “shanghai-ed” again!
I supposed it was my own fault for running in the mud and barking at the man who came very close to the fence. Trust me, I was just trying to protect Jamie from that guy’s dog. Anyhow, the mud is VERY sticky and it’s everywhere, and the puddles are deep and dirty…
When I got in the house, Mom and the goon – er, Jamie – toweled me off, but Mom said I was “filthy” and “smelled like an old shoe”. The next thing I knew – BAM! Into the baff! To make matters worse, Mom cleaned my ears!
Jamie said I looked “pathetic” and that I had “chicken feet” (because my fur is thin and white and transparent when I get wet). Oh, chuckle, chuckle! He had a good hearty laugh over that one! (draws head up indignantly). When was the last time I said anything about Jamie’s huge feet? He’s only 1/2 size away from having the biggest feet in the family and he’s still growing! You know what they say about guys with big feet – they wear big shoes!
Oh well! (sniffs) At least I am drying off and am clean now. I’m going to sleep on the couch and ignore the laughing humans.
Woof! Love, Maggie