4/7/16 Shanghai-ed again!

That Mom and her hired goon, Jamie, are sneakier than I ever can hope to be.

I’ve been “shanghai-ed” again!

I supposed it was my own fault for running in the mud and barking at the man who came very close to the fence. Trust me, I was just trying to protect Jamie from that guy’s dog. Anyhow, the mud is VERY sticky and it’s everywhere, and the puddles are deep and dirty…

When I got in the house, Mom and the goon – er, Jamie – toweled me off, but Mom said I was “filthy” and “smelled like an old shoe”. The next thing I knew – BAM! Into the baff! To make matters worse, Mom cleaned my ears!

Jamie said I looked “pathetic” and that I had “chicken feet” (because my fur is thin and white and transparent when I get wet). Oh, chuckle, chuckle! He had a good hearty laugh over that one! (draws head up indignantly). When was the last time I said anything about Jamie’s huge feet? He’s only 1/2 size away from having the biggest feet in the family and he’s still growing! You know what they say about guys with big feet – they wear big shoes!

Oh well! (sniffs) At least I am drying off and am clean now. I’m going to sleep on the couch and ignore the laughing humans.

Woof! Love, Maggie

 

5 thoughts on “4/7/16 Shanghai-ed again!

  1. Pingback: 4/7/16 Shanghai-ed again! — maggiesblog0019 | ronaldwederfoort

  2. hitandrun1964

    No one wants to smell like an old shoe. I’m happy you will be beautiful and clean once again. How did you like the snow, hail, snow, hail all day? Ah, April…it’s supposed to be in the 50’s and the wind isn’t supposed to knock us over!

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