What’s a Godparent to do for a belated birthday gift?
Why, buy a branding iron, of course!
Not that we have cattle around here – although the horse stables aren’t far!
This branding iron allows you to mark your steak, burger, tofu patty, or giant king mushroom cap with your cooked-to preference.
What a cool and unique gift!
Just don’t get that too close to me. Might singe the fur!
Woof! Love, Maggie